Anonymous asked: Engaged? How long have you been dating?
We got Enaged :)
My girlfriend proposed to me sunday. It was so amazing and so unexpected! and I honestly couldnt be happier! :)))
”I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell...– My friends Mom. (via homoliciouscub)
If you ain’t making faces, you ain’t eaten the pussy RIGHT!
mallorycatluc: dykecitybitch: When girls say they’d go lesbian to get away from drama.. bitch you know nothing. have you seen one episode of The L Word
Anonymous asked: HOW DID YOU TONE YOUR ARMS? hELP
go anon and tell me about your crush?
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: cumkwat: i like hearing you guys tell me stories omg oh please do this i saw someone else do it and they got real cute ones!!
Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that's nice.
Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
bitchesloveteganandsara: videohall: Hoop dance to thrift shop the end, omg i can’t. perfect ending is perfect.
fallingoffdacouch: francieum: I am going to attempt to go through all the messages in my inbox right now. May Jesus be with me. God bless. me too wish me luck
loserluigi: edromyheart: I don’t even know how to react right now. what.