May 2013
Anonymous asked: Engaged? How long have you been dating?
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We got Enaged :)
My girlfriend proposed to me sunday. It was so amazing and so unexpected! and I honestly couldnt be happier! :)))
“”I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell...”
– My friends Mom. (via homoliciouscub)
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If you ain’t making faces, you ain’t eaten the pussy RIGHT!
April 2013
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March 2013
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mallorycatluc:
dykecitybitch:
When girls say they’d go lesbian to get away from drama.. bitch you know nothing.
have you seen one episode of The L Word
Anonymous asked: HOW DID YOU TONE YOUR ARMS? hELP
go anon and tell me about your crush?
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
cumkwat:
i like hearing you guys tell me stories omg
oh please do this i saw someone else do it and they got real cute ones!!
Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that's nice.
Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
(Awkward Silence)
Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Me: Excu-
Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
February 2013
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Watchbitchesloveteganandsara:
videohall:
Hoop dance to thrift shop
the end, omg i can’t. perfect ending is perfect.
fallingoffdacouch:
francieum:
I am going to attempt to go through all the messages in my inbox right now.
May Jesus be with me. God bless.
me too
wish me luck
Watchloserluigi:
edromyheart:
I don’t even know how to react right now.
what.
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