Tits And Clits

"‎”I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up."

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:45:49 -0400

“‎”I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.””

- My friends Mom. (via homoliciouscub)

If you ain’t making faces, you ain’t eaten the pussy RIGHT!

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:29:02 -0400

If you ain’t making faces, you ain’t eaten the pussy RIGHT!

tentacuddles: strugglingtobeheard: unimpressedcats: the-villai...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:32:27 -0400

tentacuddles:

strugglingtobeheard:

unimpressedcats:

the-villain-is-the-catalyst:

20julz13:

IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT

“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS”

you’ve brought great shame on our family

Not in my damn house

nO SON OF MINE WILL WEAR A FEDORA

best-of-funny: X

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:29:54 -0400

best-of-funny:

X

doncasturbate: doncasturbate: that awkward moment when I try...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:29:09 -0400

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

agnecaiwolf: jesus-was-a-hindu: LOL I tried to scroll past. I...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:28:03 -0400

agnecaiwolf:

jesus-was-a-hindu:

LOL

I tried to scroll past. I really did.

meme4u: http://memeblock.com/

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:27:49 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

meme4u: http://memeblock.com/

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:24:42 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

nonlinear-nonsubjective: ko-ko-bear: jasontheexploder: it was...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:23:08 -0400

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

ko-ko-bear:

jasontheexploder:

it was like a new knowledge of reality

I can’t NOT reblog a wheel of pringles.

ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL

1 rule to eating healthy is to make healthy foods more...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:26:40 -0400

1 rule to eating healthy is to make healthy foods more accessible than prepackaged junk food :) #food #healthy #fruits #veggies #betteringyourlife #fridge #health #personal

Photo

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:30:58 -0400

krish-a: OMG

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:28:58 -0400

krish-a:

OMG

Photo

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:28:47 -0400

The boys :) #pitbull #puppy #puppies #dogs #brothers

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:51:04 -0400

The boys :) #pitbull #puppy #puppies #dogs #brothers

Aww I miss when he was this little #puppy #pitbull #mix

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 01:27:42 -0400

Aww I miss when he was this little #puppy #pitbull #mix

why do people on facebook keep throwing money at their dogs? is...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 01:13:13 -0400

why do people on facebook keep throwing money at their dogs? is this a new trend?

Photo

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 01:04:05 -0400

Photo

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 00:55:33 -0400

thecrystaljohnson: spankmehardbarry: ebuddies: wow she’s...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 00:52:31 -0400

thecrystaljohnson:

spankmehardbarry:

ebuddies:

wow she’s acting a little too crazy

imma have to ask u to tone it down a notch crystal

fuck u don’t tell me what to do

dead-provocative-bro: sl0thlove: ryanislast: considerthishippi...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 00:51:41 -0400

dead-provocative-bro:

sl0thlove:

ryanislast:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

think about all the sex

There are two kinds of people.

and I’ll throw in a third one for free.